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~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tips~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When all else fails, read the instructions." "To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." "If it's not broken, don't fix it." "Learn a new word every nycthemeron." "Take what you can use and let the rest go by." "Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present." "When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have." "Today is not a good day to be yourself. In fact, that might even be dangerous. Be someone else, until further notice."

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